when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
Leaving the house without a jacket like
and then going out and ending up like
imagine if your dad sent all of your anons
Thanks dad you’re the best
[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day
the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
or maybe just..„,
check if you have a child.,????
pissing people off should be a sport