gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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candynecklaces:

cliffhangers are so

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

wanksclub:

just imagine how clean the world would be if ppl gained weight from littering

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

nicklugo:

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* 

macaronivevo:

*walks into buffet restaurant* [will.i.am voice] bring the action